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David E. Sproule | Workshop draft
Jupiter Brain Scaling Principles and Computronium Harvesting Logistics for Dummies
A Soft Margins workshop joke
Humor / sci fi parody | workshop joke pamphlet, about 621 words (display only)
Workshop joke pamphlet with a title longer than most business plans. Parody yellow cover homage. Not affiliated with Wiley. Not a planetary compute manual.
Not for sale
Workshop draft. Keeper pass still ahead.
Workshop joke only. Parody cover homage. Not affiliated with Wiley. Not for sale and not a download.
Opening sample
First pass from the workshop. Not the ending.
A Jupiter brain is the sci fi idea of turning a whole planet into thinking matter. It is a thought experiment, not a weekend project.
Chapters in this draft
- What Is a Jupiter Brain, Allegedly
- Scaling Principles You Cannot Afford
- Computronium Harvesting for People With Apartments
- Logistics When Your Warehouse Is a Gas Giant
- Why This Book Exists as a Joke
Soft Margins
Ask the Unsaid
One question about this title. Tease, do not spoil.
About the author
David E. Sproule
Writes and builds from Edmonton, Alberta. Sproule Lit workshop drafts and Phyllux Tech, local first: files as masters, honest length, and tools people can use on a hard Tuesday.
